Top Of The Crops.

$45 each from Performax.

Times It Is Useful To Have A Big Bust:

1. When you are trying to get served at the bar.

2. When you are at a lingerie sale and all the bras are either a DD or a G.

3. When you need somewhere to store your lipgloss. Or if you happen to be particuarly blessed in the boob department, your lipgloss, credit card, drivers license and phone. (You can talk to my friend Jess about that one.)


Times It Is Not Useful to Have A Big Bust:

1. When you are running.

Breasts can bounce up to 15cm when you run (that's scary, right?) and it can be hard to keep those babies secure. So I always double up with a sports bra and a crop top. I wear a Triumph Triaction bra (seamfree with no underwire – oh, the comfort!) and the best crop top I've come across yet is this one from Performax, which doesn't rub or chafe and somehow never feels soaked in sweat, even when, well, it is. I bought one six months ago and now have it in pink, blue, purple and black.